Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Friday, 3 July 2015

It’s all Over the Front Page – I Think I'm Going Mad

The Bookshop Guru

Yes, we all live in the space age, but what lemon wrote the Microsoft Word spell checker algorithm? Because when you have to correctly guess the spelling of a word – to one letter of correctness before the spell checker gives you a choice of words or the word you are trying to spell – then I ask you: what is the point?

The other day (well it happens all the time) I was busy trying to write an article and well, you could say over the years my spelling has improved, but I have my moments when I can’t spell ‘shit for toffees’ if you know what I mean.  I was trying to spell (sophisticated) and well, you guessed it guys and dolls, I was having some difficulty, and the spell checker was no help, until, I had correctly spelled the word to one letter of correctness, it then gave the correct spelling, before that, the spell checker didn't have a clue. Oh, by the way, WORD cannot spell God (the long version) either, it’s been that way since day one, and, in whatever units you count in it’s a ‘phucking’ long time.
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Catatonia - Road Rage

Are you listening,  what are you dreaming?

As Jesus said, “Belief is everything.”

In my book “It’s Never Too Late” read how dreams do come true, but be careful what you wish for. Understand the secret of greed and you will attain one of the secrets of prosperity. The book will also take you on a journey and explore love, money, luck, and much more.
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Hey, Chuck. Did you bring any spending money? Viva la vida loca.


Conducting a Survey into Precognitive Choices

Which would you prefer half-price digital or paperback?

 Read my book "It's Never Too Late" by Anthony Fox,  published by Chipmunka Publishing

Thursday, 11 June 2015

The Worldwide Conspiracy of Silence: Isn't Ironic Don't You Think?

The Bookshop Guru

Did you know that farm animals such as cows are being found worldwide with horrific mutilations, seemingly, performed with extraordinary surgical precision without leaving any trace of blood?  And there is a conspiracy because it would take more than one sick individual to conceive and conduct a worldwide experiment of animal cruelty.

Now, you have to ask the question: why is this happening? From the worldwide evidence, it is obvious that a monumental experiment is taking place, but the logic of why these cow mutilations are taking place baffles me. Why would you select cows (across many of the breeds (around 800)) from different parts of the world, unless you were looking for something like pathogens and antigens, because all cow breeds stem from one species (Bos taurus)? Je sais pas, but it's plausible.
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Now, the second question to ask is: who is responsible? You, perhaps, may assume that our governments were the culprits, but I don’t agree with that assumption. You see if our governments wanted to conduct experiments on animals in this way they would conduct their experiments in secret, not in public. The evidence suggests an alien presence, because of the worldwide phenomena and the level of sophistication used to perform these mutilations without leaving any trace of blood, seemingly alien to known technology. The non-believers to this premise should look at the evidence and the logic, because unless you are psychic that is the only way you will know the truth. And we should remember that the truth never lies only people do.

The next question to ask is: why are our governments silent on this phenomenon? Je sais pas.
    
Are you listening,  what are you dreaming?

As Jesus said, “Belief is everything.”

In my book “It’s Never Too Late” read how dreams do come true, but be careful what you wish for. Understand the secret of greed and you will attain one of the secrets of prosperity. The book will also take you on a journey and explores love, money, luck, and much more.

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Hey, Chuck. Did you bring any spending money? Viva la vida loca.


Conducting a Survey into Precognitive Choices

Which would you prefer half-price digital or paperback?

 Read my book "It's Never Too Late" by Anthony Fox,  published by Chipmunka Publishing

Saturday, 6 June 2015

Le Temps de l'Amour: It's Time for Love

The Bookshop Guru


What a great dress, a piece of iconic 60’s fashion, but still able to catch the eye. What more can I say, but the music is great as well.

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Tous les garcons et les filles - Francoise Hardy

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In my latest book “It’s Never Too Late” read how dreams do come true, but be careful what you wish for. Understand the secret of greed and you will attain one of the secrets of prosperity. The book will also take you on a journey and explores love, money, luck, and much more.

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Hey, Chuck. Did you bring any spending money? Viva la vida loca.


Conducting Survey into Precognitive Choices

Which would you prefer half-price digital or paperback?

 Read my latest book "It's Never Too Late" by Anthony Fox,  published by Chipmunka Publishing

Wednesday, 20 May 2015

Would you like to know a secret?

The Bookshop Guru

Would you like to know a secret, of how to be a successful poker player? The secret is simple, but very hard to maintain. There are three main attributes that make a successful poker player.  And, one of these attributes or characteristics is patience. You have to have the patience of a saint and even more patience than a dog on heat. If you can keep a cool head when everyone around you is losing theirs, then, you are on your way to the top of the pile. And, the other two are: You got to know when to hold'em, and know when to fold' em.
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Kenny Rogers - The Gambler
Are you listening,  what are you dreaming?

As Jesus said, “belief is everything.”

In my latest book “It’s Never Too Late” read how dreams do come true, but be careful what you wish for. Understand the secret of greed and you will attain one of the secrets of prosperity. The book will also take you on a journey and explores love, money, luck, and much more.

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Hey, Chuck. Did you bring any spending money? Viva la vida loca.


Conducting Survey into Precognitive Choices

Which would you prefer half-price digital or paperback?

 Read my latest book "It's Never Too Late" by Anthony Fox,  published by Chipmunka Publishing

Sunday, 1 February 2015

The Million Dollar Question and Answer ( NFL Sunday Football Comic Diary) Week 21 Super Bowl Final

The Bookshop Guru

The Seattle Seahawks face New England Patriots in Sunday’s live Super Bowl final. I fancy the Seahawks to win the game. The consensus is around 56% in favor of the Patriots, and the bookies make the Patriots the favorite in this matchup. For me, it’s all about the quarterbacks, Tom Brady vs Russell Wilson and I prefer Wilson. As they say, go with the informed team and that is the Seahawks with the best defense and defense wins games. Who invented the spread, the bookies, and the way they see it, as a + or – 1 point game? So, that probably means the Seahawks will win straight up, but you could take the points. It’s always difficult to predict a score, but here goes 31 -17.  Whatever happens, I will enjoy the game!
Artificial Intelligence
Insider Trading = Shit Team © Anthony Fox 
Comic Cartoons
P.S. Sponsored by Madbrokes a comedian on antidepressants.

P.S. Never judge a book by its cover, unless you have read the book.

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The book “How to Pass a Degree with Confidence” also includes the following:
  
A study guide including:  How to write your project or dissertation, exam preparation, how to research, time management, how to reference correctly, critical thinking, how to study, how to revise, a girl game knocking at my window, how to build confidence, the need to set goals, a student perspective, how to cope with stress, how to cope with meager funds, score more goals than Casanova, top tips for university, and much more.

Readers' comments
"very well written and organized tutorials… it's indeed a great help for beginners like me to keep up the interest and at the same time learn this important subject."

"Brilliant. One of the very best I have read. Well written, with style and intelligence. I have spent hours looking for erotica like this... ."

An interesting, innovative, and motivating self-help book on how to pass a university degree with confidence by providing not only the do’s and don'ts but also an insightful and fascinating personal experience. It was written using the author’s experience gained as a student representative as well as the achievement of gaining an MSc and a BSc Honours degree. Comprehensive and detailed information is provided, to help those individuals contemplating an undergraduate or a postgraduate degree visualize and achieve their goals. 

Each chapter recalls a personal experience that helps to reinforce the academic topic. Every important academic aspect is covered to help you achieve what you want.





P.S. Sponsored by Madbrokes a comedian on antidepressants.


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In my book “It’s Never Too Late” read how dreams do come true, but be careful what you wish for. Understand the secret of greed and you will attain one of the secrets of prosperity. The book will also take you on a journey and explores love, money, luck, and much more.

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Hey, Chuck. Did you bring any spending money? Viva la vida loca.

Conducting a Survey into Precognitive Choices

Which would you prefer half-price digital or paperback?

 Read my latest book "It's Never Too Late" by Anthony Fox,  published by Chipmunka Publishing

Saturday, 17 January 2015

The Million Dollar Question and Answer ( NFL Sunday Football Comic Diary) Week 20 Playoffs

The Bookshop Guru

The Indianapolis Colts face New England Patriots in Sunday’s live match. I fancy the Patriots to win the game. The consensus is around 55% in favour with the Patriots, and the bookies make the Patriots the favourite in this matchup. For me it’s all about the quarterbacks, Tom Brady vs Andrew Luck and I prefer Brady. As they say, go with the inform team and that is the Patriots at home. Who invented the spread, the bookies, and the way they see it, as a + or – 6.5 point game? So, that probably means the Patriots will win against the spread.  Whatever happens, I will enjoy the game!
Artificial Intelligence


Insider Trading = Shit Team © Anthony Fox 
Comic Cartoons

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The book “How to Pass a Degree with Confidence” also includes the following:
  
A study guide including:  How to write your project or dissertation, exam preparation, how to research, time management, how to reference correctly, critical thinking, how to study, how to revise, a girl game knocking at my window, how to build confidence, the need to set goals, a student perspective, how to cope with stress, how to cope with meagre funds, score more goals than Casanova, top tips for university, and much more.

Readers' comments
"very well written and organized tutorials…its indeed a great help for beginners like me to keep up the interest and at the same time learn this important subject."

"Brilliant. One of the very best I have read. Well written, with style and intelligence. I have spent hours looking for erotica like this... ."

An interesting, innovative, and motivating self-help book on how to pass a university degree with confidence by providing not only the do’s and don'ts, but also an insightful and fascinating personal experience. It was written using the author’s experience gained as a student representative as well as the achievement of gaining an MSc and a BSc Honours degrees. Comprehensive and detailed information is provided, to help those individuals contemplating an undergraduate or a postgraduate degree visualise and achieve their goals. 

Each chapter recalls a personal experience that helps to reinforce the academic topic. Every important academic aspect is covered to help you achieve what you want.

Read my book How to Pass a Degree with Confidence” and find the keys to your future.


A Little Knowledge Goes a Long Way 

P.S. Sponsored by Madbrokes a comedian on antidepressants.


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In my latest book “It’s Never Too Late” read how dreams do come true, but be careful what you wish for. Understand the secret of greed and you will attain one of the secrets of prosperity. The book will also take you on a journey and explores love, money, luck, and much more.

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Hey, Chuck. Did you bring any spending money? Viva la vida loca.

Conducting Survey into Precognitive Choices

Which would you prefer half-price digital or paperback?

 Read my latest book "It's Never Too Late" by Anthony Fox,  published by Chipmunka Publishing

Sunday, 28 December 2014

The Million Dollar Question and Answer ( NFL Sunday Football Comic Diary) Week 17

The Bookshop Guru

The San Diego Chargers face Kansas City Chiefs in Sunday’s live match. This is a tough matchup to predict, especially as some key players are doubtful to play. I fancy the Chiefs to win the game. The consensus is around 63% in favour with the Chargers, and the bookies make the Chiefs the favourite in this matchup. As they say, go with the inform team. Who invented the spread, the bookies, and the way they see it, as a + or – 1.5 point game? So, that probably means the Chiefs will win against the spread.  Whatever happens, I will enjoy the game!
Artificial Intelligence


Insider Trading = Shit Team © Anthony Fox 
Comic Cartoons
P.S. Sponsored by Madbrokes a comedian on antidepressants.

P.S. Never judge a book by its cover, unless you have read the book.

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The book “How to Pass a Degree with Confidence” also includes the following:
  
A study guide including:  How to write your project or dissertation, exam preparation, how to research, time management, how to reference correctly, critical thinking, how to study, how to revise, a girl game knocking at my window, how to build confidence, the need to set goals, a student perspective, how to cope with stress, how to cope with meagre funds, score more goals than Casanova, top tips for university, and much more.

Readers' comments
"very well written and organized tutorials…its indeed a great help for beginners like me to keep up the interest and at the same time learn this important subject."

"Brilliant. One of the very best I have read. Well written, with style and intelligence. I have spent hours looking for erotica like this... ."

An interesting, innovative, and motivating self-help book on how to pass a university degree with confidence by providing not only the do’s and don'ts, but also an insightful and fascinating personal experience. It was written using the author’s experience gained as a student representative as well as the achievement of gaining an MSc and a BSc Honours degrees. Comprehensive and detailed information is provided, to help those individuals contemplating an undergraduate or a postgraduate degree visualise and achieve their goals. 

Each chapter recalls a personal experience that helps to reinforce the academic topic. Every important academic aspect is covered to help you achieve what you want.

Read my book How to Pass a Degree with Confidence” and find the keys to your future.


A Little Knowledge Goes a Long Way 

P.S. Sponsored by Madbrokes a comedian on antidepressants.


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In my latest book “It’s Never Too Late” read how dreams do come true, but be careful what you wish for. Understand the secret of greed and you will attain one of the secrets of prosperity. The book will also take you on a journey and explores love, money, luck, and much more.

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Hey, Chuck. Did you bring any spending money? Viva la vida loca.

Conducting Survey into Precognitive Choices

Which would you prefer half-price digital or paperback?

 Read my latest book "It's Never Too Late" by Anthony Fox,  published by Chipmunka Publishing