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Friday, 1 July 2016

Short Story ~ 'The Zombie Has Cometh' (Part 2)

That morning, global news broadcasts were speculating on the size of the object hitting the earth and why the authorities hadn’t given a warning even though the suspected asteroid had landed in an uninhabited region of the ‘Gobi’ desert. The nearest town or village was reported to be approximately 14o kilometers from the suspected debris area.  The nearest village to the suspected landing was named after a granddaughter of the prophet Mohammed.

The village had only a sparse and somewhat nomadic population according to the C.I.A. file displayed on Frank Santanoli’s computer screen. As Frank stroked his bald head and noted the information on the computer screen his commander was on the phone wanting an update.

“What have you got, Santanoli?” Frank was busy compiling his thoughts before revealing them to his senior commander his answer. He was still puzzled at what the data on his computer screen was showing. “I’m not sure, boss…”

“What do you mean?” asked Michael Stubbs the section chief of the C.I.A (Central Intelligence Agency) based at Langley, Virginia over the secure phone line.

“It landed approximately 140 kilometers from a village called Ayisha, but, I think, we have a problem, either with the source data or another Unidentified Flying Object (UFO) has just entered our airspace and landed without clearance and notification,” Frank remarked candidly.

“Well, as soon as you know the better…you better get out there and find out what landed. Remember, this is a need-to-know mission with level one clearance.” Stubbs was quick to terminate the call, as he had other assholes waiting to speak to him, which was his view of most of his staff that were quick to judge him, but most never had the balls in front of their commander to put their money where their mouth was. It was the same subordinates who were waiting to speak to him on other phone lines as he sat observing the scene from the comfort of his chauffeur-driven vehicle. His black limousine was carefully making its way through the rush hour traffic as it made its way to the White House along ‘Patriot’s Avenue’ renamed after the defeat of the enemies of the United States during the years fighting terrorism. Apart from the rain and the noise of the traffic, the air-conditioned interior provided a comfort Michael Stubbs had gotten used to. ‘Power corrupts, but without it, there is no light,’ he used to say to himself and others when the occasion permitted.

***
The overnight flight from Langley Air Force Base to Mongolia allowed Frank Santanoli time to consider his options. The local Mongolian operative was at Chinggis Khaan International Airport to greet Frank as he departed the CIA corporate jet.

“Hope you had a pleasant journey, Mr. Santanoli?”

Frank already knew everything to know about the local asset. He had already read the file on the local CIA operative at Langley before leaving. “Yes, glad you pulled the right strings with the military here, Armed,” Frank said as they shook hands.

“Have Langley briefed you?”

“No. Only that you requested a helicopter.”

“Good. We are going as they say asteroid hunting.”

“The helicopter is over there, ready and waiting,” Armed remarked as he pointed out the helicopter on the far side of the airport.

“How far is the village called Ayisha from here and also the suspected debris area from the asteroid that came down?” Frank already knew the distance he just wanted to test Armed on his skills of preparedness.

“About an hour to Ayisha, and then another hour perhaps, depending on weather conditions. The helicopter is under military control, so we don’t have a say on that score.”

“You know this village then?”

“Yes, it’s famous for many reasons,” Armed replied.

“No time to waste, let’s get going.”

***
“Commander, there’s an aircraft approaching.”

Iron Smart could see the aircraft on its defense system. The alien spacecraft’s automated computer system was already locked on and ready to take offensive action if it needed to.

“We are protected with our shield and cloaked invisible to their technology,” Iron Smart said to his second-in-command Shogi.

“We will see what they do.”

***
The helicopter flew past the alien spacecraft several times as it circled the area before landing in a clearing beside a sand dune.

“According to my GPS coordinates we are in the exact area where the fallout from the asteroid hit,” Frank remarked to Armed.

As Frank and Armed searched the area they could find no debris from an asteroid, perhaps, the computer data was wrong, Frank thought.

“Are we really looking for the remains of an asteroid?” asked Armed.

“I was wondering when you were going to ask,” Frank replied.

“No. A UFO crashed here somewhere or it landed. Well, that’s what our computer tracking told us.”

“How do you know it was a UFO?” asked Armed.

“Well, asteroids don’t slow down.”

To be continued...
 

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Sunday, 3 May 2015

The Three Stooges of Politics

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The UK election is about as fake as a politician’s smile. A fine example of this, we all should remember, the great Gordon Brown smile as cheesy as what they find between their toes on good day.  The Question time bout featuring Miliband, Cameron, and Clegg were like the ‘three stooges’ of fugazi politics. Giveaways and promises with more austerity yet to come, only, they won’t say who is going to get shafted up the jacksy. My money is on some poor bastards.


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Thursday, 6 November 2014

Why the European Policy of Austerity Will Never Work? Wake up the German Dummköpfe.

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At present, the European Economic Community (EEC) is desperately trying to avoid deflation. The EEC should look at Japan, who have had around 20 years of deflation and are currently trying (having failed previously over 20 years) to revive their economy with a target of 2% inflation. To do this, the Japanese are using quantitative easing (printing money) to the tune of trillions to achieve inflation of 2% and hopefully growth. You do not need a degree in economic bullshit to realise that austerity will never work. Jesus in the Bible said it many times using parables – to paraphrase - what do you get when you never throw seed into a field? The answer is nothing. 

The EEC is largely dictated by Germany’s insistence of a policy of austerity for other European countries that has now been shown to be dumm. Wake up the German dummköpfe.  
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Our Governments are Hiding the Truth About the Known Universe. Consider The Following:

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In the beginning God said, “Let there be light.” Hence, the big bang and the theory of expansion (inflation) and we have been expanding ever since time began.  Consider this: The visible cosmos is still in expansion (inflation) mode and moving away from the centre of where the big bang occurred into a vacuum, then what is there to maintain the vacuum? 

The laws of physics that is universal in nature cannot create a vacuum without a container. So, whose fish bowl are we in, yours or mine? Open your mind and start to think and question. Just a thought!
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Tuesday, 28 October 2014

Why I Fade My Trades? The Comic Speaks

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As the markets begin to tumble the euro/dollar on the Forex is up and down like a Yoyo. My strategy is at the very last second before I execute that trade, I “fade” my trades. In simple terms the opposite trade? Why, you ask? Well, the way our brain’s work, and in my case the analysis of previous trades shows the profitability. And, remember “you don't win on every trade” you win over time because of the increased profits of these trades.

Now, where is that mirror on the wall.  In a three horse race, now, that is different, and so on and on. The unlikeliness of an event happening is often the outcome. Just a thought.
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In my latest book “It’s Never Too Late” read how dreams do come true, but be careful what you wish for. Understand the secret of greed and you will attain one of the secrets of prosperity. The book will also take you on a journey and explores love, money, luck, and much more.

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Saturday, 25 October 2014

The Million Dollar Question and Answer ( NFL Sunday Football Comic Diary) Week 8

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The Philadelphia Eagles face Arizona Cardinals in Sunday’s live match. I fancy the Cardinals to win the game. Who invented the spread, the bookies, and the way they see it, as a + or - 1 game? So, that probably means a tight game, so make your choice.  I also fancy going over on total point line. That probably means, I will lose my shirt and my shoes, just as well, I need new ones. Oh, well, the bookmakers’ have everything else, or do they? Now, mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the smartest of them all? The mirror replied, “Harry the hat, the bookie!” And, Harry then said the Cardinals and over.
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The book “How to Pass a Degree with Confidence” also includes the following:
  
A study guide including:  How to write your project or dissertation, exam preparation, how to research, time management, how to reference correctly, critical thinking, how to study, how to revise, a girl game knocking at my window, how to build confidence, the need to set goals, a student perspective, how to cope with stress, how to cope with meagre funds, score more goals than Casanova, top tips for university, and much more.

Readers' comments
"very well written and organized tutorials…its indeed a great help for beginners like me to keep up the interest and at the same time learn this important subject."

"Brilliant. One of the very best I have read. Well written, with style and intelligence. I have spent hours looking for erotica like this... ."

An interesting, innovative, and motivating self-help book on how to pass a university degree with confidence by providing not only the do’s and don'ts, but also an insightful and fascinating personal experience. It was written using the author’s experience gained as a student representative as well as the achievement of gaining an MSc and a BSc Honours degrees. Comprehensive and detailed information is provided, to help those individuals contemplating an undergraduate or a postgraduate degree visualise and achieve their goals. 

Each chapter recalls a personal experience that helps to reinforce the academic topic. Every important academic aspect is covered to help you achieve what you want.

Read my book How to Pass a Degree with Confidence” and find the keys to your future.


A Little Knowledge Goes a Long Way 

P.S. Sponsored by Madbrokes a comedian on antidepressants.


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In my latest book “It’s Never Too Late” read how dreams do come true, but be careful what you wish for. Understand the secret of greed and you will attain one of the secrets of prosperity. The book will also take you on a journey and explores love, money, luck, and much more.

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Hey, Chuck. Did you bring any spending money? Viva la vida loca.

Conducting Survey into Precognitive Choices

Which would you prefer half-price digital or paperback?

 Read my latest book "It's Never Too Late" by Anthony Fox,  published by Chipmunka Publishing